Really Dumb Mole Day Jokes
Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?
A: By e-mole!
Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!
Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!
Q: What is a mole's favorite television show?
A: Molerose place
Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week?
Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles!
Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
A: One of his molars.
Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We make great chemistry together.
Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice.
Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?
A: He was only tense to the 23rd.