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Really Dumb Mole Day Jokes

Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?

A: By e-mole!

Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?

A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?

A: Marsh-mole-ows!

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?

A: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).

Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?

A: The mole the merrier!

Q: What is a mole's favorite television show?

A: Molerose place

Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week?

A: Moleday

Q: What are mammoles?

A: Four-legged animoles!

Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?

A: Mole-odorous

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?

A: One of his molars.

Q: What did one mole say to the other?

A: We make great chemistry together.

Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?

A: Mole-tiple choice.

Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?

A: He was only tense to the 23rd.

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